Best Retro Diners in Melbourne for a Taste of the Past

When it comes to the deep-fried, cheesy goodness that is American cuisine, there really is no other place to go than a diner – and a retro one at that.

While these time-warped beauties are becoming increasingly harder to find, when you’re in the mood for a good old-fashioned burger and shake, these flamboyant vintage joints are serving up a generous taste of the past. From pretty pastel milk bars and seventies inspired cabins to all-out fifties time capsules, these are the best retro diners in Melbourne that you need to see to believe.

Bistra

The 90's called, they want their restaurant back. Bistra is a gorgeous Australian bistro that offers a unique blend of cuisines. Think handmade casarecce pasta alongside juicy American cheeseburgers, and classic French onion soup paired with a delicately steamed Corner Inlet garfish served with classic beurre blanc and sweet, fresh peas. 

The intimate, double-storey space at Bistra exudes charm with its white tablecloths and elegantly dressed waitstaff, evoking a nostalgic ambiance that whisks you away to simpler, sweeter times. Savour delightful dishes such as pan-fried Skull Island tiger prawns with fermented chilli, butter, lemon, and parsley; succulent rump cap smothered in peppercorn sauce and paired with irresistibly crispy fries; and a comforting baked apple crowned with velvety vanilla crème anglaise.

157 Elgin Street, Carlton

Suzie Q

Suzie Q may be serving modern Chinese cuisine, but their interior is an ode to retro luxury and oriental charm. The restaurant's red glow sets the mood for a fun night ahead for you and your friends, family, date, or whoever you're with, and the black and white posters adorning the brick walls further add to the ambiance of a cool Chinese diner in Melbourne. This is the place to go if you want to feel as though you're in the 80s, while enjoying food from today.

247 Chapel Street, Prahan

The Courthouse

This retro neighbourhood pub in North Melbourne is a local gem, serving vintage vibes that we're obsessed with. The Courthouse Hotel is a lovingly refurbished Art-Deco building with classic corner entry bar, two dining rooms, and street seating. 

Settle in and get comfortable as vintage vinyl tunes drift out from the record player behind the bar. Here, you'll find elevated pub classics, and some unique menu additions like a pork, fennel & chilli pie. Make sure you stick around for dessert afterwards, because they've got some of the best sticky date pudding we've ever tasted.

86-90 Errol Street, North Melbourne

Johnny, Vince & Sam's 

A trip to Johnny, Vince & Sam's is exactly like stepping into your nonna and nonno's house - except they haven't renovated or updated their home decor since the 70s. Created by comedy group Sooshi Mango, what sparked as a passion project for the trio has breathed new life into Lygon Street. 

The menu has been designed by none other than Johnny Di Francesco, award-winning Italian chef of 400 Gradi fame. Working together with the Sooshi Mango boys, the kitchen is serving up Italian food that is both fun-loving and seriously good. Expect a lineup of authentic dishes to be dropped at your table, with a touch of nostalgia only adding to the tasty flavour profiles. 

306-308 Lygon Street, Carlton 

Fordham's Milk Bar

Fordham's Milk Bar is a gorgeous cafe in Camberwell that's delivering retro milk bar vibes while serving modern Australian cafe fare. The old school setup gives a fun vibe to the place, with retro signs, posters, and furniture everywhere, plus tables tiled with gorgeous, old-style patterns that look like something fresh off Sicillian shores. The large blue barista bench, as well as the large takeaway cabinet and separate gelato bar serve big nostalgic milk bar vibes, similar to the ones you'd go into as a kid - except this one lets you sit and soak up the atmosphere. If you feel like stopping in for dinner, the cafe also does Fordham's Nights from Thursday to Sunday.

116/118 Fordham Avenue, Camberwell 

Butcher's Diner 

Butcher's Diner is a retro diner in Melbourne that gives nod to traditional American and Melbourne diners through the ages. Largely takeaway (but with bench room and small tables if you choose to stick around), go for the classic bacon cheeseburger, with a side of appropriately funky interiors. Coney Island chilli dogs, traditional grilled cheese, steak sandwiches and poutine are also on the menu, plus tasty beers, making this late night spot a favourite amongst the city set. 

10 Bourke Street, Melbourne

Evie’s Disco Diner

Serving disco tunes and delicious vegan eats, Fitzroy’s buzzing 80s-themed diner will transport you to Stranger Things and back again, quicker than you can order a bloody Mary. Comfort food classics are the order of the day, and with meat and meat-free versions of NYC diner classics (plus one of the booziest bottomless brunches around), these guys aren’t messing around. So, don your best disco get up and get top tapping to Evie’s epic '80s tunes. 

230/232 Gertrude Street, Fitzroy 

Leonard’s House of Love

If the vintage furnishings and all-around extraordinary cabin décor at Leonard’s House of Love don't inspire awe, the decadent all-American menu surely will. Cheeseburgers slathered with blue cheese and ranch, fried cheese curds with pickles and chipotle mayo, creamy house-made Mac & Cheese – we could go on, but the point is, Elvis would very much approve. Loved for its bustling dog-friendly courtyard and appealing drinks specials, it’s a place to gather and enjoy a gold old chat, a crisp brew and a hearty bite. 

3 Wilson Street, South Yarra 

Easey’s

For a retro diner with a Melbourne twist, head straight to Easey’s. Serving the beer and burger crowd from a train carriage hoisted five storeys onto a Collingwood rooftop – this landmark venue is just about the most Melbourne thing ever. Novelty factor aside, this grungy charmer is known for dishing up hot and juicy burgers jampacked with all your favourite flavour combos – think double (or triple) smashed beef, bacon, American cheese, aioli, BBQ sauce and fried crispy bits or pulled pork, house slaw, BBQ sauce and pickles. Pair with a pint of Melbourne Bitter and you’ve got yourself the city’s signature feed.  

3/48 Easey Street, Collingwood

Gum 

We see you Gum, a place to throwback whilst throwing it back. Located in the heart of lower Johnston Street, this is your nostalgic yet new home away from home for all things cocktails, music and everything else in between.

The décor is a 70's dreamscape, but the drinks are fresh, with a seasonal cocktail menu, rotating natty wines and ice cold froths all on board to keep your refreshed. Feeling hungry? Get neighbouring Thin Slizzy's to deliver a pizza straight to the bar. 

Not only is Gum good for your mouth, but for your ears too. You can catch local and touring artists spinning records behind the decks, or live acts in the front bar.

173 Johnston Street, Collingwood 

Operator Diner 

Enjoy classic breakfast staples like stacks of syrupy buttermilk pancakes, French toast and breakfast muffins, as well as specialty sandwiches with that Melbourne twist at this cosy and comfortable diner in the CBD. A smooth, uh, operator, Operator Diner provides a slick refresh on those ol' slice of Americana diner relics, and unashamedly so. Coffee is by Code Black Coffee Roaster, and house-made special drinks such as iced tea, lemonade and milkshakes will give you a hearty sense of recollection.

New but old school (and oh-so-cool), it's one of the best new retro diners in Melbourne, giving you an updated taste of the past (while still tasting darn good). Don't miss it. 

Shop 2/130 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne

Old Palm Liquor

The team behind beloved retro-Euro spot Neighbourhood Wine have backed it up with another winner in Old Palm Liquor. A little less kitsch than your typical retro diner in Melbourne, this Lygon Street local boasts a comfortable, lived-in feel via panelled timber walls and vintage bar stools. The food follows suit swapping deep-fried delicacies with a seasonal tapas-style menu that changes daily.  There are 12 taps pouring a host of interesting local brewers, but the wine list is the main star – a powerhouse list covering every region and price point, with plenty of minimal intervention picks among them.

133B Lygon Street, Brunswick East 

Rosalita’s

Prim-and-proper Hawthorn East isn’t the kind of place you’d expect a rock’n’roll bar complete with a jukebox, free pool, and American cheeseburgers. Named after a Bruce Springsteen classic, the crew Rosalita’s is pouring local wines and eight rotating beers on tap alongside Americana inspired plates. The 50-person venue is decked out in op-shop knick-knacks, plants, and recycled timber, and also sports a bottle shop onsite that stocks rare spirits, low-intervention wines and craft beers sourced from across the world.

Level 2/72 Auburn Parade, Hawthorn East 

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